//I’m a show-off. Someone was probably like ‘Look, no gag reflex’ and I was probably like ‘… I can do that too’. And I did. I dno. Do you know how many things I’ve shoved down my throat? And you expect me to remember the first time? :v
//Good thing I can deep throat. Get over here, you.Edit: I… I actually can. Which is the sad part. I’m sorry I’m wasting this valuable gift by being straight.
//……. Possibly. As long and I can use you for cookies and cosplay.
pros to dating me:
- i’ll actually respond to ur text
- u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
- we can hold hands
- butt touches
- cuddles? ? ? yes good
- i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
- u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
//Finished my professional resume presentation (winged the whole thing, pretty sure I did decent enough). While I was walking back to my chair I added onto my skills and experience list and muttered just a bit too loud “and I can wear heels no problem.”
Apparently the class heard me. Whoops.