Send me anons as my kid.

(Source: hellboundxwarrior)

ask-the-dragon-child whispered: Rumor: Draven is love, Draven is life, Draven is all.

ask-the-dragon-child:

gloriousgladiator:

gloriousgladiator:

"That’s not a rumor, bub. So how much for the drake?"

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"Oh. You’re one of those? Didn’t know you two were together. More power to you, I guess."

"not that kind of partner!" the two of them said at the same time.

[Someone cant take a joke…] Adele chimed in.

"we work together," he pinched the bridge of his nose, not listening to Adele.

"Hey buddy, whatever gets your rocks off. I ain’t judgin’."

Send me a…

originalgrin:

hearme-howl:

♗ for a tip for getting my muses romantic affection
♖ for on of my muses guilty pleasures
♞ for something that my muse wants to do
♟ for something my muse admires
☁ for something that make my muse sad
☂ for something my muse wants to protect
♨ for something that relaxes my muse

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(Source: greys-isabel)

Reblog if it’s okay to invade your ask box.

(Source: captain-mantas)

ask-the-dragon-child whispered: Rumor: Draven is love, Draven is life, Draven is all.

ask-the-dragon-child:

gloriousgladiator:

"That’s not a rumor, bub. So how much for the drake?"

"Frost Dragon!" Blizz’s nostrils flared. "Sorry, Blizz isn’t for sale, she is my partner," D’Artagnan said proudly.

"Oh. You’re one of those? Didn’t know you two were together. More power to you, I guess."

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"Who the fuck are you? You gonna mount the world, kid?"

ask-the-dragon-child whispered: Rumor: Draven is love, Draven is life, Draven is all.

"That’s not a rumor, bub. So how much for the drake?"

Anonymous whispered: Rumor: Draven sucks, oh wait, that isn't a rumor.

you-only-need-to-click-once-fool:

gloriousgladiator:

you-only-need-to-click-once-fool:

gloriousgladiator:

"And you’re a faceless cunt who’s too afraid to say shit to My face. Go fuck yourself, kid."

"I’ve also heard this rumor. I rather think it’s true."

"Hey Mord, how’s your dick feel pressed up against that shiny metal of yours every time you get a hard-on? And seriously. You’re going to retort with the ‘I actually have a penis and I can take my armor off’ bullshit excuse. You’re a piece of metal. You’re not fuckin’ fooling anyone, you gigantic undead bitch. Oh, and that’s another thing. You’re fuckin’ undead. Have fun getting a boner with no blood. Fucking dumbass."

"You’re sheer lack of the understanding of how the laws of mortality are non applicable to those who have been affected by magics that literally tore a section of the realm away from the realm of the living amuses me. 

To answer your first question, I have self control, unlike you.”

"So you’re saying you’ve never popped a boner inside your armor? Meaning: You can’t. Because you’re undead."

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"I will fucking kill you, you piece of shit. You come into My house and say that shit to My face behind your veil of grey. I will rip the mask from your flesh and watch you beg as I bring My axe into your fucking stomach."

Anonymous whispered: Rumor: Draven sucks, oh wait, that isn't a rumor.

you-only-need-to-click-once-fool:

gloriousgladiator:

"And you’re a faceless cunt who’s too afraid to say shit to My face. Go fuck yourself, kid."

"I’ve also heard this rumor. I rather think it’s true."

"Hey Mord, how’s your dick feel pressed up against that shiny metal of yours every time you get a hard-on? And seriously. You’re going to retort with the ‘I actually have a penis and I can take my armor off’ bullshit excuse. You’re a piece of metal. You’re not fuckin’ fooling anyone, you gigantic undead bitch. Oh, and that’s another thing. You’re fuckin’ undead. Have fun getting a boner with no blood. Fucking dumbass."